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Recall of faulty USB 2.0 Cilice Belts

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM CILICE BELT CORP

All USB 2.0 Cilice Belts from Cilice Belt Corp (we're the flaggellatin'ist!) should be immediately returned to the manufacturer for reasons of potentially dangerous default.

The "e-penance" feature of the USB 2.0 Cilice Belts may, in some circumstances, be triggered to harmful levels of tightness via one of the email or instant message notifiers included in the web 2.0 "godsluv" interface to the device, and users should immediately discontinue use of the device.

Users seeking support should contact our support department, and we recommend reverting to an offline penitence solution until a workaround or replacement can be issued.

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